Dr. Cranky is the imaginary product of a disturbed mind. Although he doesn’t play at being a doctor on TV, he did stay at a Holiday Inn once and believes it qualifies him to host this blog.
Cranky Doctor is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be a source of medical advice, either expressed or implied. If you think you have a medical emergency, call 911 and have them transport you to your nearest Emergency Department for immediate evaluation.
If you have a question about some medical condition you think you may or may not have, it is recommended that you obtain the services of a qualified physician. Dr. Cranky will not answer any questions regarding your health, no matter how nice you might be.
Dr. Cranky is a strong believer in patient privacy and strives to be 100% HIPPA compliant, even for his non-existent patients. Please be aware that anything you might read in this blog originates completely from his fertile but twisted imagination. Even if he were to chronicle actual events, Dr. Cranky would most certainly alter the details of such things as the name, sex, age, physical description, location, time-frame and circumstances of anyone or anything imagined herein. If you think you recognize yourself as any of the people described here, your host can assure you that you are terribly mistaken.