Monthly Archives: July 2011

Suffering from Self-Esteem

One of Dr. Cranky’s favorite things to do, once he has successfully chewed through his restraints and escaped his captors, is to go to book stores.  There is one establishment in particular where your favorite author likes nothing more than … Continue reading

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Weevils

Greetings, Gentle Reader.  If you have been following the adventures of Dr. Cranky for a while, you might have noticed an odd dissonance in his discourse.  It is something you can’t quite put your finger on.  Like a nascent sneeze … Continue reading

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The Algorithmic Doctor

Greetings, gentle reader.  Dr. Cranky has returned once again, filled to the brim with black bile, melancholia and lugubriousness as he sits in his padded cell experiencing a moment of transient lucidity.  And what is the source of your correspondent’s … Continue reading

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Decompression Sickness

“There’s a pediatric drowning in Resus Bay 2,” the charge nurse said to the young Dr. Cranky, “they need you in there now.”  Your earnest host had been in his residency program for less than a month when he heard … Continue reading

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Welcome to Dr. Cranky’s New Home!

Welcome, dear reader.  Your earnest host is most pleased that you’ve found your way to his new site!  “Dr. Cranky,” you might ask, “what has happened that would prompt you to move your blog to a different venue?  Have you … Continue reading

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