Dear Reader, Dr. Cranky wished for you to be aware that he has not forgotten your plight. He knows how much you yearn for your cranky fix. Fear not, as your faithful servant is working on his next missive. Unfortunately, as often occurs, reality has reared its ugly head and he has had pressing matters of great importance to attend to.
In the meantime, Dr. Cranky suggests you perform a google search of the two Latin words titled above to discern their meaning and rest assured that he has not forgotten you.