Monthly Archives: September 2006

Acute Wuss Syndrome

In a previous post, Dr. Cranky examined that phenomenon known in Emergency Department circles as the Princess. Specifically, he detailed the havoc such damsals in distress inflict upon their surrounding environment and referred to their behavior as APS or Acute … Continue reading

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Myosotis latifolia

Dear Reader, Dr. Cranky wished for you to be aware that he has not forgotten your plight. He knows how much you yearn for your cranky fix. Fear not, as your faithful servant is working on his next missive. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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The Princess and the Macho Man

Something interesting happens to physicians and nurses after several years of service to the Emergency Medicine gods. They are vested with a strange power. It is a unique ability which comes upon them as a reward for their many Herculean … Continue reading

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How to Go to the Emegency Department – Part One

The other day Dr. Cranky was speaking with Mrs. Cranky (who is not at all cranky herself) and asked her the following question: What is the one thing the general populace should know about Emergency Medicine? Her answer was immediate. … Continue reading

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Dr. Cranky Chastised!!!

Today your humble servant received the following e-mail from his progeniture, the Cranky Daughter, with the eye-catching subject “A Very Serious Matter.” What follows is an exact reproduction of her communiqué in all it’s glory:

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